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PUNKY PEA

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Wallytbm If you can imagine a band blending influences from Joy Division, Buzzcocks, Swell Maps, Sleaford Mods, & add some primitive electronics & you might get The Phones Sportsman Band!
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1.
Are you a royalist? Or a republican? Are you a fascist? Or you a communist? I am quite paranoid When I’m a man-droid And I’ve an angry void Inside my head! Are you a heretic? Are fan-a-tic? Are you a pop hick? Or just a lunatic?
2.
I’ve got a cloud I’ve got a cloud on my mind And it’s making me blind To the life I can find I’ve got a pain I’ve got a pain in my soul and it’s taking its toll and it’s making me cold I’ve got a knife I’ve got a knife in my heart and it’s making a start at breaking me apart I’ve got a fear I’ve got a fear in my head and it’s making me dread all the words that I’m fed I’ve got a cloud I’ve got a pain I’ve got a knife I’ve got a fear… Hoping they just disappear.
3.
I played footsie with an unknown woman in a mixed-sex bog in the Netherlands I played Beethoven’s Fur Elise on a prog rock track called Glissando Glands I stood staring at a Hawkwind gig with a Stacia T-shirt and a pint in my hand And I fell down on the Heli-pad at the Burj Al Arab in the Café Grand I played footsie with an unknown woman in a mixed-sex bog in the Netherlands We both apologised for the nature of our encounter and the sounds we made There were no walls there were no cubicles the mood was cool but we laughed out loud! She had blonde hair it hung down to her shoulder she looked younger and I started to smoulder Like a latter day Lady Godiva a first day cover and a back seat driver!
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Gargoyle 03:59
Cleverly inspired in her studio With an open smile and a radio, Beverley was there at a night class As a life model, having a blast. Revelling in living with the energy She was banishing the trolls, steadily, Beverley was there, baring all, Heavenly, having a ball. Merrily she knew she could prove ‘em wrong, Be the very hero of her own song, Level-headed Beverley was going it alone, Singing it – for everyone… Don’t call me baby, call me babydoll Don’t give me snake oil, I’m not in turmoil, Don’t call me baby, call me babydoll, Don’t make me recoil, I’m not a gargoyle!
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Get down and get with it Don’t give me your bullshit. Take out your tool kit Make yourself a mosh pit! Get down and get with it Mic’d up and backlit. You’re not a misfit Get out there and risk it! Get down and get with it Why are you waitin’? No more hesitatin’ Get on innovatin’ Get down and get with it Get some elocution Make a contribution Join the revolution! Get down and get with it x4 Get down and get with it Get down and get with it All over the floor tonight!

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The Phones Sportsman Band has been dormant recently as Phones has been working with Scottish pranksters The NoMen. Now they are back with a high octane, punk fuelled, scorching EP... a fitting follow up to their 1980 single on the Swell Maps "Rather Records"
It's a Punky Pea - Five tracks... Five Stars!

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released May 1, 2021

Phones Sportsman - vocals and lyrics
Peat Bog - Guitar and music
Urban Clearway - bass
Max Logic - drums

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